Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Reaching peak idiocy

Yes, things are that bad.  How do we know?  Because there's a college professor in New York who's sired twenty-two children.  Yep, 22.  He's fielded a football game--not just one team of eleven.

Here's the catch:  he clearly feels no compunction about it.


For lesbian couples and single ladies looking to have a baby without the expense of going through a sperm bank (which can run in the thousands of dollars), he’s the No. 1 dad.


His oldest child, now 12, was conceived with a woman he was in a committed relationship with, but all of his offspring since, he says, have resulted from his donations.“This isn’t time-consuming, and I’m doing it anyway,” he says of his hands-on hobby. “It’s very easy for me to do.”

About half the time, he provides his seed the old-fashioned way. Sometimes, a lesbian looking to conceive will have her partner in the bed for moral support while she and Nagel engage in intercourse.
“She’s never slept with a guy before, so the partner’s in bed, holding her hand,” Nagel explains. “Sometimes, it could be a little painful, then after a few times, they’re comfortable to do it on their own.”
Other times, he supplies his goods in a cup, which he prefers.
“I’m not doing it for easy action,” Nagel says. “Isn’t that what Tinder is for?”
He often uses public bathrooms, like those at Target and at Starbucks shops, to procure his samples and hand them off to ovulating women.
“You don’t want to do it in one where people are knocking,” he notes.

Once again, cue the AFLAC duck:




I would say "Theology of the Body to the Rescue!", but I wonder if that might be like trying to feed a starving man an entire beef Wellington with a Caesar salad and a fine Burgundy.  Maybe something a bit simpler is better.  Part of the problem is the story itself, written cheekily e.g., "his hands-on hobby."  Mostly, though, it's the man himself and a culture that has so thoroughly mechanized and depersonalized sex--did you catch the part where he impregnates one lesbian while her partner sits nearby holding her hand?--that the expected reaction is merely "...meh."  We're not supposed to care at all.  Love wins, after all.  This is why Carl Trueman writes that we have unchained the earth from the sun.  How could there not be consequences?

Thank God for His Mercy.  The inability of creation to merit grace need look no further than 2016 America for overwhelming evidence. 




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