So with that losing streak in mind, here is my endorsement for the 2016 presidency:
at least not Trump
That's about the best I can do.
Given the realities of American politics, not voting for Trump will have the effect--not the only one, but a significant one nonetheless--of supporting Hillary Clinton. That is an unfortunate, but in this case unavoidable, reality. Secretary Clinton's record contains several aspects which make it difficult, and in some cases impossible, to recommend supporting her candidacy. With any other candidate running against her it would be easy to recommend that other candidate.
That is not the election we face. The one we do face offers only poor and poorer choices.
So, cue the humor:
The Sweet Meteor of Death!
There's a pretty funny Twitter feed for SMOD2016 here.
Or...H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu!